Sir – There can be no place in the modern world for Exciting Cycling. More to the point there can be no place in the modern world for excitement per se. I fear you are misreading such visual evidence as the contemporary body offers. We dwell in an age of riotous subcutaneous fat and as such jellification should be your concern. Abandon your foolish notions of cycling for thrills and instead to turn your every waking thought to the armchair. Upholstery is where 21st century man and woman find true bliss and heavenly dullness!
Excitement is strictly for the birds.
Mr.Coote,
thank you for sharing your sedentary position.
I have had dealings with the pillow cases and trembling puddings you champion.
I frown on your blithe embrace of Upholstry Syndrome.
Take two hills twice a day before meals.
Dr. Bicycle
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Sir – There can be no place in the modern world for Exciting Cycling. More to the point there can be no place in the modern world for excitement per se. I fear you are misreading such visual evidence as the contemporary body offers. We dwell in an age of riotous subcutaneous fat and as such jellification should be your concern. Abandon your foolish notions of cycling for thrills and instead to turn your every waking thought to the armchair. Upholstery is where 21st century man and woman find true bliss and heavenly dullness!
Excitement is strictly for the birds.
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Mr.Coote,
thank you for sharing your sedentary position.
I have had dealings with the pillow cases and trembling puddings you champion.
I frown on your blithe embrace of Upholstry Syndrome.
Take two hills twice a day before meals.
Dr. Bicycle
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